They wanted that milk.

    by phdaemon

    50 Comments

    1. ChilledParadox on

      It’s me. I’ve been wearing a harder hat all my life, ever since I saw a guy wearing a hardest hat. It’s been straight envy ever since.

    2. Pretty sure this was outed as faked (and written by an actual person) somewhere in the first 500 times it was posted on reddit during election season.

    3. The hardest part to believe of all this is the part about 1000 hours of speeches. If it was 1000 hours of mean girl tweets or golfing though? No question.

    4. knowledgeable_diablo on

      Pity it’s hard to tell if this is a bot rendition or an actual transcription of a real event.

    5. ThatGuyYouMightNo on

      Clearly not written by an AI, but I do really like this genre of “human pretends to be an AI to write a funny incomprehensible facsimile of something”

    6. espresso_martini__ on

      OMG LOL!! Its funny and fucking sad at the same time because he sounds like that.

    7. I had a moment where I thought “this just reads like incoherent AI slop” and then I realized that it sounds just like Trump.

    8. That seems much more plausible than anything I’ve ever seen in Breitbart, Townhall, or Redstate.

    9. I quote “they hate pronunciations. They love milk” to my husband every time a MAGA cheers for something irrational and self-injurious

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